Eternity ain’t what it used to be…
Wednesday, January 24th, 2007 |Garfield got it right… again…
Archive for the ‘opinion’ Category
So got gas?
Tuesday, January 23rd, 2007 |So do you have a gas problem, that is you emit gas – not just once in a while, but on a very frequent interval. tThen wait no longer, there is a solution for the problem. A company by the name of UnderTec is making underwear which will help you. It’s called UnderEZ, of all names. I especially like the testimonials, some of them make me look forward to become an elderly man – not!
There are more pictures here (Jyllands Posten – Danish).
Now, I doubt that this underwear will become the next best thing in the bedrom when one wants to have fun – lol….
Material Safety Data Sheet Women
Sunday, January 14th, 2007 |Material Safety Data Sheet Women
MATERIALS SAFETY DATA SHEET
WOMEN – A CHEMICAL ANALYSIS
ELEMENT: Women
SYMBOL: WO
DISCOVER: Adam
ATOMIC MASS: Accepted at 53.6Kg, but know to vary from 40-200Kg
OCCURRENCES: Abundant quantities in all areas.
PHYSICAL PROPERTIES:
1. Surface usually covered in painted film.
2. Boils at nothing; freezes without known reason.
3. Melts if given special treatment.
4. Bitter if incorrectly used.
5. Found in various states from virgin metal to common ore.
6. Yields if pressure applied in correct places.
CHEMICAL PROPERTIES:
1. Has great affinity for gold, silver, and a range of precious stones.
2. Absorbs great quantities of expensive substances.
3. May explode spontaneously without prior warning and for no known reason.
4. Insoluble in liquids, but activity increases greatly by saturation in alcohol.
5. Most powerful money reducing agent known to man.
COMMON USES:
1. Highly ornamental, especially in sports cars.
2. Very effective cleaning agents.
TESTS:
1. Pure specimen turns rosy pink when discovered in natural state.
2. Turns green when placed beside a better specimen.
HAZARDS:
1. Highly dangerous except in experienced hands.
2. Illegal to possess more than one, although several can be maintained at different locations as long as specimens do not come in direct contact with each other.
Darwin Awards 2006
Tuesday, January 2nd, 2007 |The Darwin Awards winners for 2006 have been announced.
If you don’t know about the ‘Darwin Awards’… well to get nominated you have to do something very stupid which makes sure that you pass into the afterlife. By doing something you should know could be fatal, if you where a normal thinking induvidual.
To quote the site:
“We salute the improvement of the human genome by honoring those who accidentally remove themselves from it… ensuring that the next generation is one idiot smarter.
Of necessity, this award is generally bestowed posthumously.”
Will it blend
Tuesday, December 26th, 2006 |On of my slightly crazy Danish friends send me this linke to ‘will it blend‘, and it fits just nice to some of my other very good friends – who just gave them self a food processor for Christmas – start experimenting.
Enjoy, and do not hesitate to let me go if you try it, but don’t come crying if your blender stops blending:-)
Childish Danes?
Saturday, December 23rd, 2006 |So, it seams that my fellow Danes can’t keep up their best behavior. Yet again it seams that a group of people do their best to my our reputation out in the ‘big’ world show us a discriminate, and intolerante country.
The latestes which probably will infuriate people in the middle east is an advert which was brought in Tehran Times this week, which first would think that it would support the Iranian Precident Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, but if one looks carefully it gives a diffrent result.
In many ways I could not care less, but it is signed with ‘Danes for World Peace’, and that would in some sense include me, and no I did not have anything to do with it, but now they have made sure that I yet again will have to defend the Danes, and tell people that yes we are a peace loving country (and I don’t live there), and normally we do not really care for what ever religion people have, or what ever skin color they have – as long as they are nice people.
But this advert, which was actually done by an art group by the name of Surrend, and the people behind it (Jan Egesborg and Pia Bertelsen), they have done something similar earlier in other countries. There would probably not have been any problems if they had used their artist name, but signing it with ‘Danes for World Peace’, makes it slighthly diffrent, as people could think that all Danes are behind this message – WE ARE NOT!
The Spiegel also have somthing to say on the subject, and they call it ‘Danish Art Stunt in Tehran’, one could call it stunt, but I’m more to calling it stupidity.
One can argue if Mr. Ahmadinejad is right in some of what he does, but calling him out the way they do it is wrong.
On the travel with Planes
Saturday, December 9th, 2006 |I don’t know if you have had the great enjoyment of traveling with planes lately?
Well first, if you don’t know; our people elected representatives in Brussels did come up with what they call a ‘great’ idea, which means that we (that is us who normally do use planes on a regular basis to go away for one or two nights) are no longer allowed to do as we normally do (or at least I do). That is I normally fill up my toiletbag with what I need, and dump it in my selected pice of luggage (which either is a trollybag or a backpack), go to the nice lady in the airport, get a boarding pass and enjoy my days away…
Not any more, no we cannot take anything with us which contain more than 100ml of fluid, and all off the tubes, etc. have to fit in to a plastic bag which is 1000ml in size – great… Not!
I’ve been thinking about going to Brussels airport (that is the one our elected representatives use every week) to see if they actually have to do the same, but then again, they all have an apartment (or something more fancy) where they can keep these thing, and therefor do not need to carry it with them.
Now, the week before last I had to goto Zyrich (that is in Switzerland), and I was in a hurry, so I had to get some stuff in the tax free so that I could get a shower the next day, that was fine, at the shop they did put it in a sealed bag, which made it possible for me to carry it with me on the plane….. That is next day flying back it was confiscated, as it was more than 100ml (taxfree shops will have an exelent time).
Then whole thing comes down to, someone in England got a great idea, which non of us liked too much (as they played around with chemestry), but then our elected representatives in Brussels went over board. I for one do not enjoy flying anymore – I don’t know what is worst; having to show the people around me what I have in my bathroom, or just the idea of stupidity……