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Tuesday, January 30th, 2007 |
According to this articel on www.jp.dk (Danish; Jyllands Posten), things can go a bit to fast when they build houses in Norway. They normally can build a house in one day – that is, it’s a wooden house, and they only connect all the pre assembled pieces, but this time it did not go according to plan. The house was turned 180 degrees, and no, to fix it they used a crane.
The article also reports that the roof is pointing upwards:-)
Strangely enough the construction company did not have any comments….
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Wednesday, January 24th, 2007 |
Garfield got it right… again…
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Tuesday, January 23rd, 2007 |
So do you have a gas problem, that is you emit gas – not just once in a while, but on a very frequent interval. tThen wait no longer, there is a solution for the problem. A company by the name of UnderTec is making underwear which will help you. It’s called UnderEZ, of all names. I especially like the testimonials, some of them make me look forward to become an elderly man – not!
There are more pictures here (Jyllands Posten – Danish).
Now, I doubt that this underwear will become the next best thing in the bedrom when one wants to have fun – lol….
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Sunday, January 14th, 2007 |
Material Safety Data Sheet Women
MATERIALS SAFETY DATA SHEET
WOMEN – A CHEMICAL ANALYSIS
ELEMENT: Women
SYMBOL: WO
DISCOVER: Adam
ATOMIC MASS: Accepted at 53.6Kg, but know to vary from 40-200Kg
OCCURRENCES: Abundant quantities in all areas.
PHYSICAL PROPERTIES:
1. Surface usually covered in painted film.
2. Boils at nothing; freezes without known reason.
3. Melts if given special treatment.
4. Bitter if incorrectly used.
5. Found in various states from virgin metal to common ore.
6. Yields if pressure applied in correct places.
CHEMICAL PROPERTIES:
1. Has great affinity for gold, silver, and a range of precious stones.
2. Absorbs great quantities of expensive substances.
3. May explode spontaneously without prior warning and for no known reason.
4. Insoluble in liquids, but activity increases greatly by saturation in alcohol.
5. Most powerful money reducing agent known to man.
COMMON USES:
1. Highly ornamental, especially in sports cars.
2. Very effective cleaning agents.
TESTS:
1. Pure specimen turns rosy pink when discovered in natural state.
2. Turns green when placed beside a better specimen.
HAZARDS:
1. Highly dangerous except in experienced hands.
2. Illegal to possess more than one, although several can be maintained at different locations as long as specimens do not come in direct contact with each other.
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Tuesday, January 2nd, 2007 |
The Darwin Awards winners for 2006 have been announced.
If you don’t know about the ‘Darwin Awards’… well to get nominated you have to do something very stupid which makes sure that you pass into the afterlife. By doing something you should know could be fatal, if you where a normal thinking induvidual.
To quote the site:
“We salute the improvement of the human genome by honoring those who accidentally remove themselves from it… ensuring that the next generation is one idiot smarter.
Of necessity, this award is generally bestowed posthumously.”
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Tuesday, December 26th, 2006 |
On of my slightly crazy Danish friends send me this linke to ‘will it blend‘, and it fits just nice to some of my other very good friends – who just gave them self a food processor for Christmas – start experimenting.
Enjoy, and do not hesitate to let me go if you try it, but don’t come crying if your blender stops blending:-)
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Monday, October 9th, 2006 |
Ok, it’s now official autumn.
I normally do not really complain about the weather (except for the normal; “oh it’s raining”, or “shitty weater yesterday, spend my whole sunday on the sofa with hangovers”).
But it is now so “cold” that I’m starting to think about finding my winter gloves, and that means that I’m not having fun riding to work in the mornings….
Ok, it could be worse, but I still do not enjoy it!!
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